Surely this story could inspire something.

Oh, man, am I ever glad that I'm not in school anymore. i hated school at pretty much every level, and taking away one of the things that makes school life bearable is bullshit. I thought it ironic that the name of the school paper is apparently Fire Cracker. Thanks, Sloppy. This post did remind me that I need to finish fleshing out the words for 'You Fill Up My Senses' by John Denver. I hope you come out to see RAMS this Saturday.