I am going to start a new band and I wanted to throw these names out. Tell me what you think:

Malignant Feces
Poopsicle
Head Mexican
Chapel of the Frog
Hip-Hop-Hippies
Chinese Cowboy
Fecal Tumor
The Sweaty Butts
The Boner Burns
Wiccan Yeast Infection
Dildo Broomstick
The Democraps

That is it for now.

Just my oppinion...but I rather like these two

That's some good work. Here are some more suggestions.

Rectal Belch
White Rap Yankee Gangsta Cowboy
Ramsey Death House
Mexicans with Jobs
(and I can't believe you left out)
The Cheddar Cheese Burp Band

Hey, man, I'm just sayin!

"I like to have sex with little children" -- Allen Ginsberg

Courtesy Flush!

S.N.A.F.U.!

These forums are supposed to be about music. Not your dirty ass-fantasys.

"I do not sniff the coke I only smoke [crack!]."

How could I forget?

The Cheddar Cheese Burp Band!!!

Yes! That is the one!!!

Either that or "The R.E.F's"

"The Rotten Egg Farts"

If you are going to include "Democraps" you should think about "Republicants" as well.

Or what about "MFC" Moldy Fumunda Cheese
or "CWA" Crackers With Altitude (a bunch of tall white rappers)

GW and the Rectal Rockets?

what then is sane>?

That's a good one! I take it that the G W is George Bush. It must have taken you all day to think of that one. I like the rectal rockets connection. G W and the Rectal Rockets. Ha!

"I like to have sex with little children" -- Allen Ginsberg

How bout dees ones??

Blue Poopy Snow Cone
M.I.T. - "Maggot Infested Testicle"
Intense-Liberal-PMS
Tortilla Chin
The Shark Hips
Lawn Clipping Sandwich

Speaking of Lawn Clipping Sandwiches, is that attrocity to food "Fred's Bread and Bagel" still in business? EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! That place made the worst crap imaginable. Eating there was almost like being a contestant on Fear Factor.

I forgot about that place. It has been gone for years. that is nice, because there are far fewer hippies jaywalking across the street at all times of the day. Unfortunately, we now have a hippie nightclub/restaurant just down from where Fred's used to be. Fred's is now a wine bar. Remember when we ate there for free before that one gig (what was that?) and I wound up giving the food away? Nasty hippie feed. Fuck, I sure hate them.

"I like to have sex with little children" -- Allen Ginsberg

The first time I walked into that dump I could have sworn that two trains had collided in there. One train was carrying Belgian Diplomats on their way to the U.N. to criticize the U.S. while at the same time taking all of our tax dollars; the other train was carrying hairy Cambodian migrant workers and one Rastafarian. What a dump.

BLECH!

You about got that right. Now that they are gone, it is a lot easier to live around here. Fred's was also a kind of halfway house for bums.

Here is a link I think you will enjoy. They are not band names, but they are interesting names just the same.

http://www.rock103.com/drakeandzeke/_bbn/proof.html

"I like to have sex with little children" -- Allen Ginsberg

The fucking jew-bag that ran the place was a real asshole as well. I heard they found some bums still living in the place when they went to clean it out for Zinc. What about the bums?! Won't anyone think of the bums?! Where are they going to live now? In Foodstamps yard probably.

"I do not sniff the coke I only smoke [crack!]."

so let me get this right...they found out where WEG was living and kicked her ass out? Bummer

I have to call the cops on winos all the time. I also have to clean up all the shit they leave. I wish the stupid college kids would stop giving to them. I do enjoy turning the hose on them when I find them on my property.

"I like to have sex with little children" -- Allen Ginsberg

Or are you talking about empty food wrappers and stuff?

Look at the potential upside of this situation: maybe you could start hosting your very own bum-fights???

This kind of stuff really gets to me. What you troglodytes fail to "get" is that YOU ARE THE REASON THAT THESE PEOPLE ARE HOMELESS! Oh, how you love to pick on them and abuse them. We all need to sacrifice a few things in our lives so that we can provide clean facilities and good food for these brave Urban Nomads... How can any one of us truly be free when others are suffering? Individuals should only be allowed to be as prosperous as society's poorest member. I salute businesses that provide for these peoples' well-being! It gives a sign to them that the people do care, and it lets them know that there are places where they can feel welcome and safe, returning day after day to recieve hot, nourishing food. "Make bread, not bombs", I say. I have to wonder if the reason that it is primarily bakeries that provide for these Children of Gaia is that making bread is a deep spiritual experience, and puts you in touch not just with YOUR own spirit energy, but with the spirit energy of the whole Earth, and especially her lesser, wounded children. George bush can give us all the land mines, bombs and death he wants, but he cannot give us what the bakeries offer: Challah bread and hope. Sweet hope. Know this, you idiots. There is only one year left for bush's reigime of international death and terror! When Howard Dean wins in '04, we are going to "Take America Back" from you racist, intolerant fundamentalists. We are going to clean house and make peace with our enemies by delivering you to them. So change your ways now, or find a good place to hide. Time is running out, and there is NO HOPE for you!

"A nation that combines the America predilection towards violence, the American stockpile of weapons and the American lack of empathy for the earth's humiliated peoples is a dangerous nation. "
Vincent Harding

I have to agree with wiccy on this one....everybody should make a contribution to society....that's why whenever a bum asks me for change I always tell them "As long as I get to beat the shit outta you for 10 minutes"

they get paid for serveices rendered, and I get my money's worth....every body walks away happy

Ah, the typical attitude in this "band"'s forum... I don't understand it so LET ME BEAT ON IT! You must be a bush supporter. You think beating Urban Nomads is amusing? We'll see how funny you think it is when we hand you over to the Arabs! If you are not a Howard Dean supporter, this will be your destiny: Arab prisons and executions! Be sure to vote for Howard Dean! The Democrats have ways of knowing how you vote and how you SHOULD HAVE voted.

Did you know that Howard Dean has already drafted legislation to outlaw war? Now that's what I call thinking ahead.

"A nation that combines the America predilection towards violence, the American stockpile of weapons and the American lack of empathy for the earth's humiliated peoples is a dangerous nation. "
Vincent Harding