My all time favorite: Fiber-Rich Peanut Loaf.

Others:

Captain Corn Kernel of the SS Shitanic
Brown Butt Babies
Dude-hole Wideners
Butt Barf
Stinklin' Loggs
Stoolies
Fecal Decal on your Stinky Sticker Book

Ok, now add your own. At the end of next week we will have the ultimate list.

• Toilet Spackle
• the Incredible Inedible Baby Ruth Bar
• "the Kids" as in "droppin the kids off at the pool"
• Doodie Poodie
• Crabby Paddy
• Stinky Winky
• The One that Got Away

Lumpkin and when you're holding one in, either a Turtle Head or a Browncap, as in "I'm browncappin' it."

Speaking of poopy lumpkins, here is a tasty treat for everyone! Num num!

http://www.mikeschuster.com/CatShitCookies.html

PINCHE LOAF!!!

DROPPIN' MUD

Hmmm...
Butt Nugget or Touchin' Cloth are my favs

prarie doggin

steaming heat worm
celine dion
pesos
olson twins
toilet food

Butt Crayon (the kind that keeps you wiping)
Poopsicle (pooping in a port-a-potty in winter)
Shikaka (American poop for Africa)

Pushin' Brown.

BUTT ROCKET
HERSHEY SQUIRT

A Pogo with Ketchup---A bloody shit log that usually burns the hell out of your sphincter.

After Birth---The residual liquid that remains in your ass after an enema or other colonic method that is forced out of the anus, usually through inadvertance or at an inopportune time.

Lincoln Log---A large turd that is in fact to large to flush and in turn must be fished out or the toilet will clog.


The green apple splatters---super diarea

The Titanic---After you shit, you find your log being so long that it covers the hole lenghwise, and when you flush, it breaks like the titanic.

Here is one from our own lyrics:

Fecal Anaconda

A Floater (High Fiber Diet)
A Poopy-scope (One that is so long it rises out of the water)

ASS PISS-AFTER AHARD NIGHT OF PARTING
MR HANKY THE CHRISTMAS POO

i like to refer to the toilet as a junkie waiting for me: the dealer : to make the drop.

Umm, I have a question. Why do they call it taking a dump? You don't take it anywhere do you?

TO QUOTE BEAVIS-BUTT DUMPLING

After seeing rams play a few times it occured to me. Are you guys fecalfeliacs or something?

Peanut log