Hey Foodstamps, I almost forgot to mention this, but thanks a lot for leaving that dookie in my guest bathroom toilet while you were visiting. You FUCK!!!

Lobo, anre you talking about the turd in the bowl or the one I shat into the flush tank? Oops, I guess I should not have told you about that one. They call that an "upper deck". How did it smell?

"I like to have sex with little children" -- Allen Ginsberg

Actually, the guest bathroom is rarely used so I did not discover that treat until 2 days later. At that point the turd had turned a washed out, off tan color and had an odor that was mostly sourly pungent; not too overly strong, but it let its presence be known for sure.

Side note: it broke into a million fragmented pieces of feces upon flushing.

You are lucky that it was discovered by a man of my character that could appreciate such a find. If my Wife had found it, you would probably be tits up right now.

I will get you back for this one! I will either take a dump in your filing cabinet or pee on your front door (doorknob included, no extra charge).

Review:

Foodstamps 1 ~ Lobo 0

YOU FUCK!!!