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ShaolinMonky

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It's true! These guys will stop at nothing until they reach world domination! This one time Lance made me put a toothpick in my big toenail and kick a brick wall! Another time Mike gave our drummer a wedgie for no reason at all! This "new guy" Aaron hacked my computer and put pr0n everywhere! Wait, that was already there. No wait, he put Barry Manilow and Neil Diamond mp3's on there! Keep your eyes on these fellows. They don't seem as mellow and chill as they appear. Nope! You have been warned!!!

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That wasn't me, man. It was Lance. He was trying to grab your ass and he missed and got your shorts!! Big Grin


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ShaolinMonky

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damn him...those were his only pair too@


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