He makes me think specifically of "Stuart," and "RC's Mom," by the Dead Milkmen off of their album, "Beelzebubba." Check it out kids.

It's just a matter of policy that I talk shit to him, and I will. Every time I see a post of his. He's not man enough to address most of what I say directly. I've told him to let me know when and where, but he's just a pussy. No balls at all. Bring it, motherfucker.

Yeah sneaky fucker. You got to go post your valed threats where you don't think Ill look well WRONG! Your busted! I got you sucka coming or going. Your just not smart enuff!

Hoo yeah!

http://www.myspace.com/9819842

You fucking imbicile! Are you a fucking pussy? You stupid motherfucker. How can I make it more clear? MEET ME DOWNTOWN! By the way, the word you're thinking of is "veiled." No veils here, or anywhere else. Now, are you man enough to come and meet me? I will continue to talk shit EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME you post. You've got no business on Rocksquawk. This is a place for MUSICIANS, not inbred filth. I hoped you would look down here. That's why I posted. I didn't want to waste more forum space on you. We REAL musicians have important shit going on, and those folks don't want to read your 5 year old mind's thoughts. BUT: Every time you post, I'll be all over it. Now, are you man enough to come and meet me? Tell me where and when, motherfucker. Bring it.

Well I myspaced him, figuring he might appreciate having my grievances aired in a somewhat less public fashion and pussy that he is, the motherfucker didn't have the huevos to get back to me. Right when it was getting fun. <sigh> Hope you all have a great Camaro Matt-free day!

Sounds like you guys should meet in the Lower Than Dirt mosh pit that will be happening this Friday night, March 3 at the Golden West. THAT WOULD BE SICK!!!

Scott
LTD

We'll be there

If all the planets align correctly(and they probably will) Simfonik Plague will be in attendance, intoxicated (except for Aaron) and generally looking to raise a little hell. Looking forward to seeing everyone. And you're right, Scotty! The mosh pit would be an excellent venue...

God Damned Right

Ummm....Mike?
I don't think matt has balls because, well you would have to exist in order to have them....I think he is the figment of a demented, meth/acid induced hallucination, that somehow managed to manifest itself into a virus that has infected some poor guys computer, some where in a trailor park south of town.

I've pondered that as well. The only reason I bother is because it's almost TOO good to be made up. I've got "Rodent on a Skateboard" and when I comment on the production, the lyrics, the guitar playing, the vocals, the on-board keyboard drum track, he gets offended. Either way though, it's a blast. And like I said, talking shit to this motherfucker is, at this point, just a matter of policy. Thanks for stopping by, Mr. Gnostic Dave!

And where is he now? I haven't heard shit from the coward after I myspaced him. I take that to mean that indeed, he has no balls. Not even enough for some light-hearted shit-talking. You hear(sic) me, Camaro Matt? Where the fuck are you?

Now he's talking about bass players like he knows something besides fucking his sister and cooking up meth in the trailer's bathroom. Matt, you fucking pussy. You still haven't gotten back to me. Camaro Matt has no balls and absolutely no musical skill whatsoever. Shit, RAMS makes fun of him on their site! What a fucking pussy.

Still waiting, you fucking cocksmoker.

I had forgotten what a kick ass thread this was...