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A Free Range Clone is a person bred in captivity without the benefit/confines of a 9 month gestation period in the womb of a female human (thus no navel) who, rather than waking up to a laboratory or hospital as his/her first vision of this 3 dimensional world we call "reality," is "born" in an open field filled with poppies, marijuana, and mushrooms. Most Clones turn out to be musicians, which stands to reason since the original donor of genetic material was a professional, award-winning xylophone/banjo player named Dexter (last name withheld). Take DNA and catalyst and you got yourself a clone. As an example, I was cloned in a bass drum buried in the bosque.

Sanity is not Statistical.

I see you've done some research on this. In a way, that's kind of scary. I always knew that my belly button was gonna keep me from being a true clone.

Son you know your gonna drive me to drinkin, if you don't stop drivin that hot rod lincoln