This month one of the things I wanted to do was eat a bunch of Sonic Connies and see how it would effect my digestion. I've had astounding results in the past and thought it might be worthwhile to repeat this experiment. This afternoon I had one Connie, this nasty ass limited edition "cheesesteak with mayo" thing in a bun, and a large chili cheese fries. As I ate all of this, I had some trouble breathing and when I got home I fell asleep for a few hours.

I can feel it brewing!

I cant wait to go to work tomorrow and give everyone "tech support" right at their desks, especially my boss and the old admin lady who needs help like 5 times a day. I hope my gas smells like a dead animal.

So how was "Tech Support" today?

Let's just say it was a success- I nearly killed myself in the process. I probably shouldnt go into detail about the resulting bowel movement(s). The target of the next "experiment" will our rehearsal space.

I'm gonna fire myself if I have to endure that.

I was going to target Tristin specifically.

I'll make sure to wear my gas mask..