which is great for me. i've been looking for a forum to squat in for a while. there's always this 'welcome' sort-of message from SquakJockey as the first post keeping the light on and the bums away, but here there was nothing. i have a few gutter punk friends that came up from new orleans looking for a place to crash, and the crashing shall be done here. first, i'll have to steal power from one of the neighbors. Supergiant is always home and vigilant, but Six Gun Something-or-other hasn't been around for a while, so the cord's getting connected there. it looks like this sub-prime mortgage thing is getting rocksquawk too... one thing that must happen if i'm going to sleep here is the smell of new-house has to go. after sleeping on the floor with no air conditioner the sweet smell of my sweat will soak in, but that may not be enough. i'll have to invite those guys from proletariat to come over and punk it up. they may smell fine, but a punk rock party will get some PBR and blood on the walls and urine next to, but not in, the toilet. one thing that could change this place for good would be to have Monotonix play here. the last place they played at got so messed up it's now going to have to be demolished. this will also be a great place for me to publish all of my homo-erotic poetry, mathematical theories and musings on Philosophical Grammar by Wittgenstein. i have big plans here, so i hope SoS doesn't make it back, or if they do i hope their music is good, or if it isn't i hope they're assholes so i can make fun of their music to their faces. now as long as supergiant doesn't catch on and call the cops...
Originally posted by The Musk: ...now as long as supergiant doesn't catch on and call the cops...
As long as you make sure they are all hopped up on goofballs and three sheets to the wind, your ruse should go undetected. You might want to consider putting foil in the windows of their forum in hopes of blocking any phone signals. You know, as a back up plan, just in case...
Just because I'm not right next door to you young hippies doesn't mean I don't know what you're up to! Now, keep off the damn lawn or I'm going to get my gun!
"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." -Ben Franklin
(do you think Little Bobby or any other of the foxy U7Ders will show up?)
Someone go get dr. thunda and his magical bag of "tricks". Get this place all sorts of electric! And let's try and keep from disturbing Old Man Plauge. Fuckers got a wicked aim with that musket.
Thanks for making it to the forum crash, guys. Black, no, I really don't think the U7D folks will be stopping in with the likes of me running things (for now, it seems). Bobby's a good friend, but I don't think he likes to watch me make an ass out of myself when I'm drunk and acting like a bum, which is why Shoulder Voices don't play that often. Harry and Ella, they'd not be caught dead slumming it up with the likes of me, not that they haven't seen the sunrise through a fence from that famed drain, but because they are now past all that and responsible (enough) members of society. However, I'm sure we could pressure Chris to take a few rounds on the beer bong and get that gutter punk chick with three fingers on her left hand to make out with him. Three fingers, eh, eh?..
SP Mike has been hassling the SV since we moved in to the rocksquawk with all that, "cut your hair," and "learn to play your god-damn guitar", and "what's that smell?, this is the internets, why is there smell coming from my computer speakers" and the like. I thought that a few forums over and we'd be out of reach from that fabulously shaved head and ears with perfect pitch, but no!, the man is the head of the neighborhood watch association. DAMN!
*grabs a tall boy* here's to the inseparable mix of music and... um, thunda's bag of goodies?...
apparently Levi still lives in a world where he thinks being a musician and being in a band is some sort of MTV video, chock full of chicks. Then again he's way to attractive to understand what the rest of us ugly music jerks have to deal with as far as attracting the wimmins. Plus he's a swinger and never has to worry about that kind of thing anyway.
Hey trout mouth! Bring some of your Make-Out club birds over to The Musk's squat, why doncha?
As far as Professor-Perfect-Pitch and goes, any hassle from the Neighborhood Watch and we'll pour a few pounds of Plaster of Paris down his sewer line and give him the old ding-dong-flamming-bag action. The classics never die.
Originally posted by black: Plus he's a swinger and never has to worry about that kind of thing anyway.
By the way, what is the proper term for me to use when referring to my wife's boyfriend? "Boyfriend-in-law?" That just doesn't seem right, since he ain't MY boyfriend, and "el sancho" has too many negative connotations. I guess this world, or at least it's dictionaries, just aren't ready for my kind of sexy enlightenment...
Anyway, let's do some poppers and try to race up and down the stairs! IT'S AWESOME AND YOU FALL DOWN A LOT
Originally posted by boomhead: Why is it my lot in life to be the only chick at a dude party?
I wish it were my lot in life to be the only dude at a chick party. Welcome aboard, boomey, and next time bring some girlfriends, you know, for your sake...
