Anyone who wants a pull offa this fifth of Crown Royal is welcome to it.

"Anyone who wants a pull offa this fifth of Crown Royal is welcome to it."

I'll see if I can get Drew to bring his out of the freezer and join us!

this forum is where it's at!

I'll be the designated driver. Now give me your keys, everyone.

I'll be biking, so thanks for the offer, mc, but BUI isn't, I think, something I need to worry about. As for Levi, I think you'll need to not only take his keys, but also that chain from his wallet to his belt; it looks pretty dangerous... and very punk rock.

ooh! A KEY PARTY! I read about these in Penthouse Forum.

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The Musk: As for Levi, I think you'll need to not only take his keys, but also that chain from his wallet to his belt; it looks pretty dangerous... and very punk rock.

No! Fashion wise it is played out, I know, but unless that shit is chained to me I lose it. Literally within 15 minutes, every fucking time. Also, not punk at all, it's actually a Paul Frank designed wallet! Can't get less punk than Paul Frank.

I need those keys too. What if I get in a fight?

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Originally posted by department of mistakes repeated:
I need those keys too. What if I get in a fight?

That's what fingernails and high-pitched squeals are for.

So who's got the drugs?

Well... I've got simvastatin, hydrochlorothiazide, motrin, pennicillin, diphenhydramine....
oh, wait..What? that's not what you were talking about?

Uhhh...
Got beer!

This thread is funny and sad at the same time.

... but as long as we're playing punk house, I'll give you a tour of the bathroom.

*looks at the bathroom*

i think i need to leave.

squakjockey's assertion that this is sad (in what way i'm not quite sure) has sobered me up. time to figure out if i still have a job, i've spent too much time here.

*takes one last deep inhalation (of nitrous) and exits (with 'Aguirre, der Zorn Gottes' lean and stagger)*

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Originally posted by department of mistakes repeated:
...By the way, what is the proper term for me to use when referring to my wife's boyfriend?...

when i was leading a similar lifestyle in the "naughty ninties" the correct nomenclature
was that guy who's fucking my wife.

now would you please pass the poppers?

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Originally posted by black: now would you please pass the poppers?

I spilled them. Never pour poppers into a bong and try to race up and down the stairs with it. YOU FALL DOWN A LOT

Wait, there's stairs? You mean there're rooms here I have not yet defiled? I'm slipping!