Wait, MAURY showed up?!? Hmmm... Y'all have kept the noise/smell/public drunkeness and/or nudity to the minimum, and I appreciate it, but the presence of one of the Giranimals is making me re-evaluate my negativity.

If the poppers were put into the bong and got spilled, I suggest that a little bit of RacerX's Crown Royal be used (whassa matter, good ol' 'Merican whisky in't good enough?).

Anyway, if it doesn't seem too rowdy, maybe I'll show up. BYOB/Drugs?

And is it just me, or we now next door neighbors?
Did we lose a forum, or have you guys been spiking our water with LSD?

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Did we lose a forum, or have you guys been spiking our water with LSD?

Well, now, here's the thing...

erm...

...Alright, alright - I got the munchies & ate the Sin Serenade forum.

Fuuuuuck!

This place is quiet during the day.

Oh, well. Drink another beer, catch a nap. life is good.

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Originally posted by Baterista Simfonika:
...maybe I'll show up. BYOB/Drugs?

C'mon Baterista Simfonika, don't ask silly questions. Just put your shirt back on, show up and be prepared to FALL DOWN A LOT!

(and no, my runny nose is just allergies. sheesh...)

I'm already onnna flor....not so far to fall.

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Originally posted by Baterista Simfonika:
Wait, MAURY showed up?!?...

He did! But justJon was rollin' around on the floor, and mc mistook justJon's virle/viral beard for a small furry animal. I can't remember what exactly happened when mc tried to "pet" it, but I remember RacerX getting out a choke collar and a box of vegan doggie treats.

I don't know. It was around the same time Levi was trying to convince SquawkJockey that his "help-clean-the-bathroom game" was part of her Make-Out Club initiation and I was too focused on that to see what happened to mc.

Hey?
Anybody seen The Musk around here lately? And where did that three fingered, train hopper chick go...?

I'm out on the front lawn keeping an eye out for the cops. Since I'm the only sober one here I'll do the talking when they arrive.

Sober?

I saw you drawin' off that baby bottle, chasing down those "vegan" doggie treats RacerX was tempting you with...

Hey!

Does anyone know how to get one of these choke collars OFF???

And why does my breath smell like broccoli?

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black: Levi was trying to convince SquawkJockey that his "help-clean-the-bathroom game" was part of her Make-Out Club initiation

NOTHING gets you into a woman's pants faster than having a clean bathroom. Men in general just need to grow up, wash their balls, and don't put laxitives in the cocaine just to save a couple bucks. Ladies don't like filthy cheapskates; I saw it on Oprah.

And the makeout club doesn't have an initiation... just dues!!! *snap*

Don't look at me about the choke collar - I'm more inclined to believe black slipped you a roofie, Jon.

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Originally posted by RacerX:
Don't look at me about the choke collar - I'm more inclined to believe black slipped you a roofie, Jon.

*sneezes*

(hangs head, shuffles into another room)

Hey, hey, hey... Nice diggs... Whats that smell??

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Whats that smell??

Vegan Broccoli Beer. Want one?