Anybody seen a set of keys and a black jeans jacket around here?

Clifford, I got your call,,,,sorry I'm late???
Did AlphaMILF already play??

*erp!* Uh, guys - I don't feel so...

Here RacerX, lemme hold that for you man.

Don't worry Bro,tomorrow's trash day.

*knocks on door*
Hey! I'm just stopping by to drop Chris off, he was mumbling about Bach and a three fingered punk chick and was about to leave our house on his scooter, but Harry fed him a 10mg hydrocodone, so I figured I better give him a ride. Plus, you know its payday, so I thought I'd help him class this place up a bit, (and try to improve his chances with the 3 fingered chickie) so I bought this fifth of Jameson...

Holy shit, I'm glad I have my first aid kit in the car...

Let me run and get it, be right back...

Fashonably late as ever...Fuck, what kind of douchebaggery has been going on here?
*walks around to take in the surroundings*
When the fuck are we supposed to play? Mariah flushed a fucking clogger, so I had to shit in the upper tank. I brought booze and coke. Is that ok with you guys? We were on the original bill, but I figured I'd wait till everyone was about comatose drunk before we came in this motherfucker, and rocked your fucking faces off.
*walks into the kitchen through a puddle of puke. Levi is there holding justjon's leash (now attached to the dog collar)*
My wife's comming over later to watch us play, what do say you call yours. We can watch them make out...and
*Levi moves his half closed fist back and forth quickly*
That's not gay is it?
*Levi nods his head*
Oh well, when's the three finger girl showing up?

Ella, you had me at 10mg hydrocodone.

Ditch Troll, you seem wound up enough as it is. Maybe I oughta hold that stash for you while y'all set up and get your wives or whatnot. And hey, take it easy on the upper-decking. Some of us live here (kinda), you know? And you should be appraised that Levi's Make-Out Club is sometimes like Fight Club, with a dash of that Gays In The Military deal.

The first rule of...
Don't ask, don't...

Oh yeah, one more thing. Did you leave a PIN number somewhere upstairs?

ok. I'm back. In addition to the first aid kit, I found a half eaten bag of doritos, a forty, and this black jeans jacket in the front yard. Not only is it vintage, but its got all sorts of wierd drugs in the pockets...I am totally wearing this next Halloween!
I called Harry and he's on his way over to rip all the copper wiring out of this thread.
So, I guess I'll just have to have a seat here on the "couch"...

ella

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I'll just have to have a seat here on the "couch"...

How did you know my high school nickname?

Black, I swear I only brought it for the show. You're right I'm too wound up to participate in such activities unless there is rock and roll and booze involved...levels it out. Let you hold it? Ok.
*half an hour passes, and the members of Black Maria come back VERY wide eyed*
Huh? Ya, that was a bad idea.
*Troll overhears Ella and captain talking*
Dude, she didn't say I'll have a seat on this "freak". Cheers!

Hmmm you're right. I will rephrase it. "I think I'll have a seat on this 'freak'".
Guess we missed the party-eh Vice Tool Troll?
Nothing left to do, except burn this fucker down!

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Originally posted by Ditch Troll:
...*half an hour passes, and the members of Black Maria come back VERY wide eyed*...

Actually my "tell" is sweating under my eyes (or so I've been told) And hey, thanks for sharing!

*wipes sweat from under eyes...*

And I can't wait until next Halloween and see Ella's costume! (be carefull of what you found in those pockets. Some of those are for thyroid, blood pressure and a few other un-glamorous old guy conditions.) But help yourself to the more "familiar" ones. It's the upside of old age and discomfort. Legit pain pills!

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Here RacerX, lemme hold that for you man.

Would this be a good time to mention that this is your missing leather jacket that I'm wearing?

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Originally posted by evader:
Nothing left to do, except burn this fucker down!

Hold that thought. I want to lock Mariah in the bathroom and set up our gear so we can play our set while you torch this dump...Mariah's screams will serve as backup vocals.

And Black, is there any left? We're going to play soon and I'd be lying if said it wasn't helpful.

Oh yeah man. Plenty.
We may be sleezy, but we ain't skeezy. Here you go.
Thanks!