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Originally posted by RacerX:

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Here RacerX, lemme hold that for you man.

Would this be a good time to mention that this is your missing leather jacket that I'm wearing?

*looks at current condition of jacket*

Uhh, why don't y'all just hang onto it?

And by thre way, it's Pleather, not leather. (we're not signed yet...)
Cows are for eating, not wearing!

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Cows are for eating, not wearing!

True - Eating (and the resultant shitting) is what cows are best at.

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"The beatings will continue until morale improves." - Mark Hamill

Is that from return of the jedi??

Nah, I forget where the quote is originally from - I just change the name after it every so often for my own amusement.

No, no. I'm petty sure its from return of the jedi. I think thats what Luke told the ewoks, those little rascals..

Here's your answer: Can you tell I'm bored as fuck?

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Originally posted by RacerX:
Here's your answer: Can you tell I'm bored as fuck?

How can you be bored when Ella's about to light the house on fire? Actually, I heard she was going to use some linseed oil on the banisters, then leave the rags in a plastic bag and wait. We've got time to party because the likelihood of this actually starting the house on fire is slim. When it does happen, SOS is looking to collect a huge insurance settlement, while Simfonic Plague will have to throw benefits and fundraisers to get their house back in working order.
*looks around*
Apparently everyone but Racer and LTBF is passed out. Wake up you fucking lightweights!

Do you smell something burning? Oh...skull bong eh? I thought the linseed oil finally worked. That's not Skreeches skull is it?

*Whootootootootootootoo...shlepleleplelepleleple*

Thanks man. Got to get back to the other party before I'm missed.

WooHooo!!!!

Barbeque time! Lemme go cut some sticks 'n' find some marshmallows!

Oh shit! Are there people in there?